"The manager told me his last name is Hidalgo. Heís probably from a family that came down in the world. Wait till you see him, Kate. Such poise. His posture is a thing of beauty--dignified, proud--but his manner is tinged with a kind of--how to put it--delicacy."
Here we go again, Lisa as Lady Chatterley. Handsome, young immigrant speakers of Romance languages, always a decade her junior, were not safe with Lisa. To begin with, she invested them with qualities they did not possess, or if they did, they were apparent to no one else.
Lisa invariably asked them to dinner at her apartment, inviting me as a sort of chaperone, to reassure them, I suppose, that her intentions were honorable.
I recalled, with chagrin, the Cuban car salesman, who had a melodious voice that did nothing to enrich his monologues about world government, stock market swindles, and the dangers of derivatives. Lisa tactfully taught him to engage in non-threatening dialogues with an expression of interest.
The French travel agent was without a doubt a daintier feeder than the Italian baker (whose table manners Lisa had improved considerably), but the Frenchman was much more complacent about his charms than he had a right to be. I said none of this to Lisa, only suggested that her lousy Latin lovers had not contributed in any way to her peace of mind and that she might be looking in the wrong places for love.
"No, no, no. Iím through with love. I realize now that itís never been about love. Itís a different impulse altogether. I think itís embedded in our psyches, yet we usually manage to suppress it because itís so often misunderstood."
"You lost me at Ďdifferent impulse,í Lisa."
"Consider ĎMy Fair Ladyí"
"The musical? The movie? Okay. Iím considering it. Considering them."
"Remember the last act: the professor of speech and his Cockney pupil marry--but that didnít happen in Shawís original stage play, which was about two other things."
Lisa cleared her throat and fell silent.
I played along. "Donít keep me in suspense."
"Shaw was a socialist all his life, and he never missed a chance to lecture the ruling class, so he has Professor Higgins transform a poor Cockney flower girl into a lady of fashion through the simple expedient of giving her diction lessons."
"Is that what you were doing with the lousy Latin lovers?"
"I was teaching them to speak acceptable American English, if thatís what you mean."
"But they werenít willing to let it go at that?"
Lisa ignored my question and continued. "Shaw called his play ĎPygmalion.í Do you see what Iím getting at?"
In a snippy summary, Lisa informed me that in the Greek legend, Pygmalion sculpted a woman in ivory and fell in love with the statue he had created.
"In the Greek legend," I protested, "Aphrodite brought the statue to life and Pygmalion married it. Married her. It looks like Shawís adapters had the original legend or--or whatever it is--more deeply embedded in their psyches than Shaw did."
Not missing a beat, Lisa said, "But Shaw saw through the ending. He saw it as a sop to the groundlings. The heart of the legend is that artists create so they can fall in love with their creations."
"Correct me if Iím wrong, " I said, "but youíre implying that you have plans to sculpt and polish your new protégé without bedding him."
"Yes. Itís an experiment. The drama of parting takes too much out of me. Iíll keep you posted."
Lisa did keep me posted. I was never invited to dinner as a chaperone, but I kept hearing about how quick, lively, and appreciative Enrique Hidalgo was. Lisa confessed that the charming things he did and said sometimes made her almost melt with tenderness, but she was determined not to succumb this time. He was not going to seduce her. Like Professor Higgins, she would send her creation into the world and walk away.
It didnít work, of course. Enrique was deeply offended when Lisa rejected his amorous advances, and the drama of parting was more intense than ever: "You do not wish to make love with me because you think I am beneath you, because I am not your social equal."
"He thought you were Lady Chatterley?"
"I donít know what he thought. I tried hard to be a good Professor Higgins, but I must have missed something."
"If you donít mind my explaining Lisa to Lisa," I said, "with the exception of Enrique, you were never Professor Higgins. For the whole crew of lousy Latin lovers, you were Aphrodite."